W-W-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!

Better Sex Video: The Better Sex Guide to Anal Pleasure DVD!?!?!?!?

EXCUSE ME MISS C, YOU'RE FUCKING HOT AS HELL BUT ;LKJGL;KFGDFDF
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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ME!? I AM NOT GAY OR ANYTHING OR LKJGKLDF WHATEVER DAMNIT! I BET YOU GET OFF ON TWO GUYS FUCKING.

THAT IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING, REALLY ANILFSDKJF

...I'll watch it one day [[OOC: Strikes are NOT THAR 8D]]

Alrighty then... Miss C, I know because I'm uttery sexy and shit that you must think I'm gay, guess it's all All the good guys are either gay or taken

BUT BABES, I'M HERE, I'M SINGLE AND YOU CAN ALWAYS KNOCK ON MY DOOR!

Can't forget the whole Merry Christmas deal can I eh? Listen, H man, wanna call it a truce or some crap, sick as hell with this bullshit fighting so leave me the fuck alone.

An' can't forget the beauties presents, can I?

[[OOC: He has given everyone a robot they may like; Miss C gets the robot toaster jesus, V gets the Godzilla thing, P gets some robotic bird or something of the sort, Mlenar for his fucking huge shotgun thinger and H.... very special H <3 H is lucky and gets a alarm clock that screams I am a faggot every hour 8D]]

Aw man, like Alert and Jesus-boy got fucked or some shit? Not that way, 'cause we know they fucked eachother and stuff and like they had to go to some mental hospital! I bet Alert is like... have a kid or something and they got kicked out 'cause of shit. Shit, they could call it Cowboy Jr, fucking yes! That would be hell awesome! Havin' a little me running 'round, trying to pick up beautiful babes like you, hell, I'll have to give him some hints!

An' hey, Penchant and like... whatever the other guys name is. Both of you cheer the fuck up cause you're a damn man and men don't bullshit around and Penchant, you're too fucking cute to be sobbing alright, don't wanna see something as pretty as you wet with tears eh?

On another note:

H IS FUCKING GAY AND BE CAREFUL CAUSE HE'LL TRY AND SUCK YOU OFF!!

An' school sucks, got this shitty assingment and it says some crap about... that dude, with the funny hair and being all smart and shit.

Oh yeah, for all you chicks, got a bunch of pressies for you eh?

[[OOC: I love you Ichi, I really do xD <33; Oh and does anyone wanna plot for locking H and Cowboy in a room together or the such? xD]]

So, like, I was reading this book for fucking Religion and Philosophy class and shit, called the bible or some crap and I didn't know Jesus was a fucking jew! I mean he is like, the king of jews and shit, but I didn't know he was a jew! That is so awesome, Jesus is so cool and stuff, like I wanna take him to some rave and shit and we'll party around and he can make me fucking wine and I'll give it to the many babes and then we could like, have a good time and shit cause you babes are just so fucking sexy.

Okay, so I read this damn bible right? And I made a damn Jesus robot, he is so fucking awesome and stuff, like I wanna make him make water to wine but I can only make him a toaster for now, that's crap but he is so awesome but I gotta make his voice not sound like a fucking horse or some shit cause I mean, you got a fucking messiah robot and you got some little kid going up to him saying Hey Jesus, for Christmas I was a toy car! and then the fucking thing just goes Baah or whatever.

The fuck!? I ain't a racist!

Oh yeah, some fucking faggot stabbed me, I need some chick's assistance cause it is killing me and a little lovin' can heal anything, eh?

[[OOC: This isn't racist, Cowboy is stupid, remember kiddies, but if it is too much well...]]

Man, that feast was so bloody awesome, 'part from some faggot that was hanging around and shit, but all you babes were fucking beautiful, wished the party was a lil longer, eh?

Maybe you chicks can come over to my place and have a movie night, what do you sweeties say?

Yeah, old man, fixed your fucking car and stuff, made it all modified, you know, got fluoro shit and makes you tires look like something from a rave and crap and all that other jazz, disco ball, glowing ciggie lighter, pretty fucking brilliant, it looks so friggin' awesome! Hope ya won't be disappointed!

Yeah, I got one of these shitty journals but I don't care, there are chicks I haven't met before! How are you beauties!!!

Oh yeah, the fucking hallway stinks of perfume it's gross as hell and I ended up stealing Roger's car...
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Can you like, private these things!? Like I care, doubt Roger reads these things anyway, all he does is sit in his room and drinks a bottle of rum and sing fucking pirate songs and eat mashed potatoes while watching his teeth pop out of his mouth and giggling like a school girl.

What the fuck was I talking about again?

Right, anyhoo, I stole the old man's car and guess what I found in the glove compartment! Bet ya can't guess, I fucking found these awesome leather gloves and stuff, they are so awesome and feel so sexy but yeah, I hope the old guy doesn't mind if I borrow his engine for a while because I need a heater because winter sucks ass so does any babes wanna do a bit of snuggling?